As the days roll into months for some of us, you'd be forgiven if your partner or roomie wasn't starting to annoy the absolute crap out of you!
Welcome SERVD to the table, the ultimate lockdown mood-lifter, that'll bring a little bit of laughter and fun into your household, which I think is something we could all get amongst, right about now!
In particular, Martin and Lizzie.
A Sydney couple currently serving their time.
This is their SERVD lockdown love story.
After a long hard day of working from home…(I sent 4 emails)
Martin has the audacity to ask me what's for dinner. As if I’m some sort of on-call chef.
WTF Martin, there's the fridge go make yourself a Vegemite sandwich
and whilst you’re there why don’t you throw together a 3 course feast with all the trimmings.
Holla @ me when it's ready.
Martin just sneezed. I’m now enforcing a 3m rule which not only protects me from his germs but also his wandering hands.
I haven’t showered in 3 days and at this point I feel like if I came in direct contact with COVID19 it would reject me as a host.
Time to play The Pamper Me Card and glow up. Can not wait for my mediocre massage from Martin whilst he complains of RSI from too much “gaming”.
Martin just hit me with The Basin Retrieval Card. #Rude.
WELL Martin, this face doesn’t just throw itself together it takes a village and that village is located on our bathroom basin...
LOVE. THIS. GAME.
Whats that? A Love Island Marathon. RSVP YASSSS.
Change of plans Martin Played The Yeh Nah Card and now we’re watching Rex Hunt. Send HALP.
Martin played The Hobby Hater Card and we’re now playing Call Of Duty whilst yelling abuse at what I think are 12 year old boys.
Things are getting intense.
(I accidentally slept through day 7).
We’ve officially run out of toilet paper. Lucky we are both constipated from living off 2 minute noodles.
Martin’s on his phone giggling. Who the hell you talking to Martin, everyone you know and love (me) is here.
We just ordered take out and for some stupid reason I got a salad, Martin got a burger.
Upon arrival I changed my mind and tried to steal his meal. Martin very firmly blocked my request with his Not Today Satan Card. Sexy.
The hardwood floor in my apartment has 213 planks. I’m not bored, you're bored.